I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm having to shit out rocks
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