Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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