That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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