Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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