We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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