So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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