Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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