I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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