I think I am morally bankrupt
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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