Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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