It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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