But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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