are you so shy because you have an std?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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