: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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