So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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