using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
