so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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