he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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