i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Still dying that you shit outside
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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