vagina is talking i cant
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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