This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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