We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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