i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
