She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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