whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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