she looked like the before picture.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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