Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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