Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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