STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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