I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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