i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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