I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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