love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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