I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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