Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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