i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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