Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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