so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You've changed since you got that strap on
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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