Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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