yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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