you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
