So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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