You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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