This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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