Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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