what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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