ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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