If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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