Acid is not a monday night drug
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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