You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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