I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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