Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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