Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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