She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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