guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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