there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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