What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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